苦中作乐，二十条美式疫情笑话集锦
12 | 隔离八周隔了啥？
我们并没有怎么“平滑曲线”，只是“抑制了愚蠢”。过去2个月里，我们设法阻止了忽略疫情的最无知的美国人
。这就是我们所有的成就了， 我们努力了8周，但蠢人太多，阻止不了。
We didn’t so much “flatten the curve”; as “suppress the stupid”.
For about 2 months, we managed to keep the most ignorant Americans from disregarding direction.
That’s all we’re gonna get. We held back the stupid for 8 wks but there is too much stupid and it can’t be held back.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) May 14, 2020
13 | 我的婚姻
疫情令许多婚姻陷入困境，但对某些人来讲反而促进了两人的关系。 我很幸运能有一个最爱我的妻子， 昨晚我醒来时，她正紧紧地拿枕头压着我的脸，以助我免于感染新冠病毒。
The quarantine has strained many marriages but for some of us it has enhanced our relationships. I’m lucky to have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from COVID 19.
— Dustmeister626 (@DelightfulDrD) May 2, 2020
14 | 隔离板
有些人，就是没把隔离板当回事儿…
15 | Simba
在 Zoom 会议的镜头前，我抱起了家里的小猫咪，立马羣臣来贺，万国来朝。
Image from boredpanda.com
16 | 尖叫之夜
疫情居家隔离期间，你是否感到情绪低落，心绪不振？周五晚5点，我们来场尖叫之夜，怒喊狂欢，看谁吼声最洪亮！亲爱的邻里们，躁起来～
17 | 汉堡的社交疏离
顾客打电话来问我们是否有社交疏离？她订了汉堡，是否也要参与。我回答她：是啊，不过地方快不够了。
A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I’m running out of space. from funny
18 | 夏天到
夏天到，防护还是要做好。
Flip flop season in Brampton is now!
Posted by Brampton Memes on Friday, May 1, 2020
19 | 包裹
我如今唯一的爱好和热忱就是追踪包裹… 同好按赞。
My only current hobby and passion is tracking packages
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) April 8, 2020
20 | 疫情第二波
开放过早的州们，命途多舛，为其心疼三秒钟。
有看到你觉得不错的小幽默吗？欢迎分享哟～你身边也有搞笑的事件或令人哭笑不得的瞬间，也欢迎与我们分享哟～
以上资讯来自boredpanda.com，由 WaCow 综合整理。
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